Noel sitting with her paws crossed. Whats new?
That’s my uppity coon cat, Noel. I think she’s slightly retarded, but that’s OK. She’s a Maine Coon, and she thinks she’s fancy. She likes watching television shows and likes the commercials even more. Her favorite show is Too Cute on animal planet, and she always has her paws crossed because she never knows who’s watching. She has the nastiest cat breath, and she can knock out everything within 10 feet of her litter box after she takes a dump. She was born in 2011, and her birthday is in October. She also likes watching people eat, and I think she gets a little jealous. She should be. Human food is good.
